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Xenonion is Stellaris' leading news organization, offering in-depth analysis and coverage of all the latest news developments from your cluster.
Founded in 2150 following a highly questionable merger between several media conglomerates, Xenonion now has a weekly audience of 14.6 trillion xenos, operating in over 3,000 languages including synthetic beeping.
The award winning organization prides itself on providing news that informs, engages and empowers viewers via the galaxy’s most advanced network of orbital mind control satellites.
Headquartered aboard the ISS Xenonion deep space black site, news bulletins are received from almost 40,000 journalists stationed across bureaus on every major planet, supported by a rapid response news fleet of Titan-class starships.
Founded in 2150 following a highly questionable merger between several media conglomerates, Xenonion now has a weekly audience of 14.6 trillion xenos, operating in over 3,000 languages including synthetic beeping.
The award winning organization prides itself on providing news that informs, engages and empowers viewers via the galaxy’s most advanced network of orbital mind control satellites.
Headquartered aboard the ISS Xenonion deep space black site, news bulletins are received from almost 40,000 journalists stationed across bureaus on every major planet, supported by a rapid response news fleet of Titan-class starships.
Cetana Stuns Galaxy With 'Era's End' Comeback Tour
The galaxy has been left stunned after the synthetic queen Cetana announced a surprise galactic comeback tour, Stars In The Stars anchor Naomi reports.
Xenonion News: The galaxy's most trusted news source, according to four out of the five arthropods we nerve stapled.
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► Voiceover: Naomi Miller (Fiverr @naomi_miller)
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► Audio: 'Fashion Shopping', 'Emotive Technology' under license from Premium Beat
*All other content copyright to Paradox Interactive Studios; we are not affiliated with them and do not represent their views.
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Xenonion News: The galaxy's most trusted news source, according to four out of the five arthropods we nerve stapled.
Links:
► Home: xenonion.com
► Discord: www.discord.gg/Xenonion
► Facebook: XenonionNews
► Instagram: XenonionNews
► Patreon: www.patreon.com/XenonionNews
► Reddit: www.reddit.com/r/Xenonion
► TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@xenonionnews
► Twitter: XenonionNews
Copyright:
► Voiceover: Naomi Miller (Fiverr @naomi_miller)
► Animations / Graphics: Under license from MotionVFX, Shutterstock
► Audio: 'Fashion Shopping', 'Emotive Technology' under license from Premium Beat
*All other content copyright to Paradox Interactive Studios; we are not affiliated with them and do not represent their views.
#Xenonion #Stellaris #Cetana #StarsInTheStars #XenonionNews #StellarisNews #SciFi #Parody #Paradox #ParadoxInteractive #PDX #Meme
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Shroud Restricts Users To 600 Auditory Hallucinations Per Day
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Parabox Interactive Announces New Flagship Grand Strategy Game: Microsoft Paint
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Meteorologists Tracking Giant Orbital Weather Balloon
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Xenonion's chief meterologist Cindy looks at the Voor weather balloon, which has been found hovering high above the human planet of New Eden. Xenonion News: The galaxy's most trusted news source - according to four out of the five arthropods we nerve stapled. Links: ► Home: xenonion.com ► Discord: www.discord.gg/Xenonion ► Facebook: XenonionNews ► Instagram: Xenonio...
First Images Of New Stealth Ship Prototype Released
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The Voor Technocracy has just released images of a new stealth ship prototype, and it's amazing! Xenonion News: The galaxy (and @StellarisOfficial's) most trusted news source - according to four out of the five arthropods we nerve stapled. Links: ► Home: xenonion.com ► Discord: www.discord.gg/Xenonion ► Facebook: XenonionNews ► Instagram: XenonionNews ► Patreon: www...
Xenonion Year In Review (2256)
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Have Mercenary Enclaves Made War Too Commercialized?
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Man I felt that megacorp one
Back in my day, we didn't need any of this shroud nonsense. If you wanted to hallucinations, you would just eat some mushrooms or stay awake for 36 hours. And when we were thrown from the trance, it was due to our own wordless screaming, not countless void entities.
Getting really tired of her stealing the spotlight in Blorgball just because she's dating one of the sporekeepers.
I like the extra touch of making it the Vultaum that had researched this.
:/ why shorts please make normal videos again,
1:45 ROFLcopter
Influenza 😅
Lol
Stuff like this is why stellaris is kinda annoying. Being forced to respect diplomatic things like this. Or things where if you are in their territory when war starts, your fleets just get shunted out. I know its for game balance but its really really bad logically.
The best part is that this would be a completely valid video if you've never looked up what a 'transport ship' is.
ok but did they ever find bubbles 😢
I love the way he uncertainly said 'z-axis'.
o man i remember this mixtape, it was talked about all over the quadrant, especially given the scandals the DJ was alleged to be in
damn it, i got rick rolled XD
SPACE WEATHER IS REAL, NOW!!!
Engineer: job done. Our military ships will now fire blue lasers instead of red lasers. Situation room: YOU DID WHAT?!?!
This has always been a pain point to me, I wish there was ways you can break those hard limits like 10 year peace accords, but I understand why it’s there from a game play perspective